Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.

Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him

by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019

Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.

That guy might a Jacob.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Jacob Ewing

Javob Ewing is often done with this bull and inverts stall doors

" Jacob Ewing I'm done with this bull"

by Zhenfei lover44 June 11, 2019

Jacob

A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock

Person: yo there’s Jacob

Person 2: RUN

by DimentedDuck21 November 22, 2021

Jacob A. K

A general cunt

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k

by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019

Jacob

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!

Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!

by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019

Jacob

He is such a nice guy and always checks up on everyone around him to make sure their okay. He has the hottest laugh, prettiest eyes, perfect smile with perfect straight white teeth, and always knows how to cheer you up when your sad or mad. If you have a Jacob in your life...keep him. He's something special. :)

Wow...I have a Jacob in my life.

by ayoitsme December 17, 2021