french fry pie

when you stick fries in a girls vagina and eat them out from inside her

damn I want to do a french fry pie right now

by frenchfryguy October 31, 2018

French Circus

A person receives (or experiences) a French Circus when seated in an armchair and another person stands on the arms and grinds their crotch in the recipients' face. Often part of a lap dance.

I had a great French Circus at the strip club last night...

by ragnor May 12, 2014

french back

when your back becomes so unpleasantly painful from doing too much online french in the morning.

bro, i did so much french this morning that i now have french back. i have to sit up straight god DAMN.

by kkuso July 7, 2019

french fry

A french fry is a crusty penis usually of small size, crusty meaning flakes of skin that's hard and brakes off.

jimmy "wow my penis is really crusty theirs flakes all over it"
jimmy " i have a french fry then"

by i dont know what to say on thu February 26, 2019

French Vanilla

A beautiful light-skinned woman

Yo, Jamie is a certified French Vanilla!

by athughunter November 27, 2024

superintendent french fries

A derogatory term for students who strive to make the grades for the all of the school's honors societies. Singular: superintendent french fry

"Did you apply for NHS?"
"No, I'm not one of those superintendent french fries."

by Geekout95 April 14, 2014

French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.

- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.

by totus tuus March 6, 2024