Enforce the law

A euphemism used to represent rapid and massive deportation of undocumented immigrants in the United States. In 2016, Republican presidential candidates Donald Trump and Ted Cruz were often quoted as saying "I will enforce the law" when asked about their stance on illegal immigration.

Federal immigration law says, if we apprehend an individual who is here illegally, they are to be deported. I will enforce the law. -- Ted Cruz

by definelab August 21, 2016

murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.

He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

first-cousin-in-law

1- First-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin.
3- Cousin-in-law.

My first-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887

In 1887 John Hawthorne filed suit against Sally Sue. In which case Judge Cena established Americas legal right to suplex.

Hey, if they reject you again, you can enact The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887.

by JudgeCena November 18, 2022

great-great-grandchild-in-law

Great-great-grandchild's spouse.

My great-great-grandchild-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Daub's Law

A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast at our current understandment of it.

"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.

by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021

Aric's Law

AI is good at everything except what I do.

An example of Aric's Law - "I recently chatted with a VC who believed AGI was coming and would disrupt a lot of jobs, but not *their* job. Of course AIs could write code and review contracts. But making accurate, calibrated predictions about the future? *That's* uniquely human."

by Danack August 17, 2025