Golden Hammock Spoon 

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
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An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

Golden Hammock Spoon by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Golden Teeth

Also called Mariam. An amazing and beautyful girl. She has got such beautyful eyes and pretty face that can only make u happy. Her sweetness is hidden under a layer of shyness. She makes u love her only by showing her smile. When she hugs u, you can only feel grateful with the life bc she is the cutest girl in the world. Very clever and stylish, she knows about every film made in the late 80´s and can sing every grunge song on the radio. She has got an huge an thicc booty and sexy boobs with a golden tan that covers her pure golden heart, like her tooth made of gold that illuminates the darkest corners in my life. She does very good chupaditas. She is amazing and very posser, you can´t describe her with words without crying. 10/10.

Joel: Hey, do you want to masturbate in my corridor?
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love golden teeth, maybe next Tuesday.

Golden Teeth by Eulalito May 13, 2018

golden lightning shower 

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

golden lightning shower by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018

golden lightning shower 

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.

After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

golden lightning shower by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

golden gopher 

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean

After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities

golden gopher by David Gary David June 19, 2018

Golden torso 

When a guy has a fake six pack, made by steroids or drugs. So when girls say golden torso, it’s actually extremely offensive to a guy.

Almost as much as calling a guy prick

Girl: he has such a golden torso
Boy: you know that means his abs are faker than your lips right?

Golden torso by uglywhitegirl_2019 June 29, 2018

Golden Retriever 

A fat ass

"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim

Golden Retriever by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018