Cake Fucking

Fucking a cake

I.e. Trip (Dmmd)

Virus: Trip... You can't fuck a cake
Trip: Not with that attitude ;-)

Thus, Trip was proven guilty of cake fucking

by PhoenixFire360 November 1, 2014

fucking horny

sexually aroused to the point of feeling your sexual organs will explode

Diana, those morning videos have got me so fucking horny.

by Brettwads June 23, 2021

Fuck Shoes

Shoes you wear when you're fucking. Worn to maintain proper balance and grip for optimal penetration.

"I have a date tonight, let me put on my fuck shoes."

by ZotZot February 22, 2010

Fuck Duct

Any orifice on a female that you can insert your cock into.

Man, that chick had the best fuck duct I’ve ever cum across.

by MrGraves86 May 23, 2019

Fuck gullet

"Fuck Gullet" synonymous to throat.

Johnny nailed her right in the fuck gullet, tears, phlegm and snot were flying everywhere.

by TimThomas March 16, 2009

frazzle fuck

An elite sexual experience between two beautiful people, requiring an immediate cigarette. Typical symptoms include: pelvic and/or full body tremors, dizziness, dry mouth, and a general state of euphoric confusion. In rare cases, individual is temporarily mentally and physically paralyzed, resulting in sentence formation deformities. Symptoms usually subside within 20-30 mins, at which time, round two of the wondrous frazzle fuck may commence if both women are awake and not passed out from a euphoric over dose.

"Oh shit, just got frazzle fucked."

"I keep an ashtray and water bottle on my night stand in case I get frazzle fucked.

by GI Jane Doe September 13, 2013

fuck it flu

A general feeling of apathy. often leading one to not go in to work

What happened yesterday? The big cheese looking for you...

I had a touch of the fuck it flu - nothing a round of eighteen holes couldn't cure.

by OldDude December 30, 2007