Baptism for the dead

A doctrine promoted mostly (but not exclusively) by Mormon groups wherein a living believer is baptized for a dead person who was never baptized.

1 CORINTHIANS 15:22&29,
22) Just as in Adam all die, so also in Christ all will be made alive.
29) Otherwise, what will they do who practice BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD, if the dead are not to be raised? What then would be the point of being BAPTIZED FOR THE DEAD?

Baptism for the dead by Ellen G. White May 14, 2009

Living Dead Dolls 

A unique series of "dead" dolls created by Ed Long and Damien Glonek. The dolls come with their own name, look, accessories and even a death certificate, explaining in a clever poem how the doll met its fate. The first to be made in the series was Sadie, the little murderess clad in black, who is still very popular and was also made as a dead schoolgirl. Following her were the zombie Posey, the evil bunny Eggzorcist, the undead schoolboy Damien, and the crimson-clad devil girl Sin. There are currently twelve series.

I am the proud owner of Chloe, the first doll in series twelve.

Chloe's death certificate:

"Claustrophobically confined six feet under
Chloe couldn't move and started to wonder
'If I'm stuck down here, will I survive?'
It was then she knew she was buried alive."

If you like creepy things and don't scare easy, visit the Living Dead Dolls website.

Living Dead Dolls by iloveldds July 25, 2007

Drop Dead Fred 

An extremely good movie. Has a very deep and strongly emotional storyline if you are actually capable of paying attention to more than just the jokes.

dumb person: This movie Drop Dead Fred isn't very good. Comedies are supposed to be really funny.

smart person: You are a moron.

Drop Dead Fred by Qdef September 13, 2007

grateful dead

Orginal Members:
Jerry Garcia
Bob Weir
Phil Lesh
Bill Kreutzman
Ron "Pigpen" McKernan

The Warlocks is the original name of the Grateful Dead

grateful dead by Olo February 4, 2005

i am dead

if they say that they are probably dead

jimmy: i am dead

me: whelp guess hes dead

i am dead by Browns fan 80 March 4, 2021

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin! by kam75xx June 11, 2021

Blaze Ya Dead Homie 

A Psychopathic records Music Artist

Blaze is da shit

Blaze Ya Dead Homie by Nicky T March 19, 2003