Bag Dad 

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.

"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"

Bag Dad by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022

gay dad din 

there is a simple definition of gay dad din, it is when a persons dad is gay

what is gay dad din, rob is so gay

gay dad din by jamiesegal January 26, 2022

your dad

your dad used as a insult

"your forehead is big"
"your dad"

your dad by Wasteman)££ January 30, 2022

Vampire Dad 

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird

Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!

Vampire Dad by Vampire Son's Friend February 1, 2022

Your Dad

A "Your Mom" type insult typically used referring to someone's father going to get milk and never coming back.

Your dad is my favorite fictional character. He's fictional because he went to get milk 7 years ago and hasn't come back.

Your Dad by KitTheDimwit February 2, 2022

Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.

Bro, he left like your dad!

Your dad by CozThe February 5, 2022

My dad 

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery

My dad likes money

My dad by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022