The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down
by CusinFurry September 14, 2022
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Get the Chris Jedi mug.Absolute Gigachad of a Human being. Owns his own machine shop and has 25 girlfriends all from Argentina. Loves Trains and your mom more than anything in the world. Also enjoys a good forklift accident, the more violent the better.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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2. Being a spoiled rich kid, who has never Chattanooga Push Popped in his life, have been handed over the Governor's Office from his daddy's rich name.
3. Verb. Cleveland steaming the voters while flipping them off to win an election.
2. Being a spoiled rich kid, who has never Chattanooga Push Popped in his life, have been handed over the Governor's Office from his daddy's rich name.
3. Verb. Cleveland steaming the voters while flipping them off to win an election.
Man, that piece of shit hellwhore who ran for the state senate and pulled a Chris Sununu on everyone and he didn't even do the Chattanooga Push Pop!
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Get the Chris mug.To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.
"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."
"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"
"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"
"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"
"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"
by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013
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