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Downlands College

Can't beat toowoomba grammar in anything, bad at all sport
Him: "I go to Downlands College"
You: "fuck off"
by yhdujskjdfhsjdk August 11, 2022
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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College Cunt

A word to describe when a woman goes to college and starts having sex with a lot of people
man 1: dude have you heard megan’s fucked her 5th guy of the semester?
man 2: shes got that college cunt
by wompwomp07 September 12, 2022
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Scott Community College

a community college with the hottest bitches, especially Payton and Sam
Wow, Payton is so sexy. She must be going to Scott Community College!
by Hotbitchesonly September 15, 2022
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Etown College

The absolute worst college in all of America. Full of ugly bitches, libtards, and home of the corniest parties ever.
Person 1: Yo you tryna party at Etown College tonight bro?
Person 2: Fuckssss no babyyyy I'd rather choke my chicken all night. There will be 80% dudes 20% bitches and 19.8% of the bitches look like my left testicle.
by Barack Huessin Obama September 20, 2022
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Eastleigh College

A place that has no ad-blocking software on their network. Better yet: you cannot install an adblocker extension since extensions are blocked.
I have to deal with seeing online dating and Hentai-related ads because Eastleigh College are too poor to install adblocking on their network or atleast enable extensions
by Jack Spank9049 October 3, 2022
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Alexandra College

A private school in south Dublin known for hockey, D4 accents, and Mr C. The students regularly partake in activities like Tribe, vaping, applying fake tan, and pulling the piss out of Mr Carol.

If used in a sentence, it is to be pronounced with the strongest D4 accent you can muster.
"Oh my god, you go to Alexandra College? You must be loaded."
by anonymous October 5, 2022
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