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Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!
Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!
by CptDoge November 14, 2016
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Christian

The most confusing person you'll ever meet, calls everybody including his own parents a "Bot" but constantly do the most lamest shit, assumes for absolutely no reason, has extremely bad skin to the point where its hard for him to put on lotion, say or do unnecessary things for no reason and thinks it's funny.
Christian is a bot
by Karen 2.0 November 22, 2021
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Christian Nationalists

Oh no! 😱 They're going to make the gays NOT DO the thing the women are making ME not do... Whatever will we do!?
Hym "Oh no! The Christian Nationalists are coming to make women occasionally take a 9 month break from fucking all the fat-cocks instead of me! Whatever will we do!?"
by Hym Iam December 27, 2023
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Christian

It is a name to use after you are tired of thinking about the name of your previous son or daughter. Just use the name Christian to your newborn son so all things will be simple and you don't have to think hard naming your child.
Nurse: Ma'am your son is successfully born, Can I ask what is his name?
Mother: Christian, Just Christian then add my Surname to it
Nurse: What a unique name to name a child, your child might be the tall and skinny that likes to fart
by Rlaire March 8, 2022
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What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay
A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.
by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024
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Christian LaCaze

Christian LaCaze won the last four Nobel Peace Prizes.
by ThatOneGuy1231 October 1, 2016
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Christian Girl abortion

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.
Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.

Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022
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