big
bulging
bulky
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heavy
hefty
inflated
large
meaty
obese
plump
well-fed
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
butterball
distended
gross
husky
lard
roly-poly
solid
stout
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beefy
brawny
burly
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elephantine
fleshy
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jelly-belly
oversize
paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
porcine
portly
potbellied
pudgy
rotund
thickset
weighty
whalelike

"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"

Christian by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023

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Christiana

A dark horse. An onion that won't make you cry. A walking contradiction in all the best ways. Shy around new people, but has a presence whenever walking into a room. She has a wonderful child like playfulness and sincerity, in spite of surviving terrible things. Incredibly creative and gifted in a variety of arts, but also able to approach subjects with the methodical objectivity of a scientist. Finds the prospect of asking out a cute guy absolutely terrifying, but can keep calm and go into "save the day" mode in life or death situations.

A Christiana is someone you want on your side when shit hits the fan.

Some people talk a big game. Christianas don't talk at all. Seeing what they do, is like watching a fictional trope of the quiet genius or secret badass, come to life. Certain things come so intuitively for them....it's like they're not even aware of what they're capable of.

Christiana by Olive989 March 1, 2023

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Christian

christian is a dumb fat bitch who loves to fuck dogs

yo that guys a christian he fucked a dog

Christian by lennisball March 3, 2023

christian

christian is this hot guy and he makes eye contact with you 24/7. you hope he likes you but your not for sure. he lives on a dairy farm but he’s not a farmer kid at all. he’s really hot.

damn, is that christian? he’s so hot.

christian by anonymous March 11, 2023

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