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cookie uterus

1. That cracka is such a cookie uterus. He gives dat gurl cookies every day uv da week. Shit yeah son~.
by CookieUterus February 27, 2009
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yellow cookie

Every essences and existing being of Ryan
An exciting yellow cookie
by Zupper01 December 15, 2016
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cookies

holy as any food can get in fACT SO MUTHAFRIKIN HOLY that god himself cant compare to the simple chocolate infused dough coins and should be the #8 wonder of the world and inspire people to stop doing drugs because cookies are infinitley superior and wonderous so god bless the creator and whoever the hell he is deserves 10 nobel prizes for his/her holy creation
person 1: what are is dis??!!?! person 2: theese simple chocolate infused treasure coins deserve to be in the hall of famefor their exxelence exxeded that of mincraft and roblox combined god bless cookies
by bored toaster November 30, 2019
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Silent Salt Cookie

A character from crk that isn't released yet and it makes me so angry for not getting him in the game yet!
I NEED SILENT SALT COOKIE TO GET RELEASED!
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025
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greasy cookie

a boy who is ugly and has an oily face because he uses too much gel
by Cinnabun November 4, 2003
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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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Stairwell Cookie

Stairwell Cookie refers to the symbol that deeply represents connectivity, wholesomeness, and deep goodness.

Stairwell Cookie is the name of a legacy who was taken from this world too early. Stairwell Cookie was located in plain sight and in our hearts, but camouflaged in a way that mirrors the way we camouflage our own true selves.

Stairwell Cookie was left on the stairwell handrail for weeks alone. It's devastating. Stairwell Cookie studied Hope at Onondaga Community College. Stairwell Cookie, while working on his degree in Hope, was kidnapped. Only two know who did the deed, and one is Stairwell Cookie, who was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie met Diane Cookie at the Little Debbie Processing Factory. Stairwell Cookie and Diane Cookie hoped to have a large family. Unfortunately, he was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie spent his time enjoying favorite hobbies such as bringing peace and joy to anyone and everyone he met, doing charity work, and other noble acts and selfless deeds.

Stairwell Cookie is survived by Diane Cookie. She would like the world to know that she keeps their wrapper to sleep with at night because, "it still smells like you".

In lieu of flowers, the Diane Cookie requests donations be made to The Hells Angels Fund, which he felt strongly about.
I felt I was at the end of my rope, got down on my knees, prayed, opened my eyes, and there was Stairwell Cookie.
by Diane Cookie February 1, 2024
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