Baby Jeff

A smaller variant of a Jeff but less cool and can not make a British Royal Guard laugh in 3.7 milliseconds but in 3.9 milliseconds. The only advantage a Baby Jeff has over the Jeff is the ability of P90X. Although there seems to be an inherent rivalry, the reality is there is a close fellowship none can measure, "heterosexually" of course.

Person 1: Who you goin wit? Baby Jeff?

Person 2: What?! Nah! Jeff!

by Franman September 27, 2009

baby chicken

it’s what you call your bestfriends when you come out as lesbian. means baby and girlfriend in one 😙

you’re my baby chicken

by gsmith February 4, 2021

Baby plotting

When woman is conspiring to have a baby.

Man my woman be baby plotting on me.

by Tburner December 22, 2020

Baby chode

Most people would think this refers to a tiny chode but no it is in fact a sideways baby

I'm going to put my little brother Aidan sideways in your asshole so you're taking a baby chode you fuck

by sheepmeister April 24, 2015

Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.

I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.

by Blumpkin_Spice May 8, 2015

Incel baby

unlike an incel who considers them-selfs to be unattractive to women, an incel baby is physically incapable of attaining women as they are the the single most revolting human being in this world

Paul DI Resta you fucking Incel baby go kill yourself you are a failure and your life is worthless you munted virgin

by CoonSwing3000 October 27, 2022

Double baby

A kiss where both people involved suckle on each other's lips like babies.

Wolf will double baby anything with legs

by noobstertheBIG September 1, 2022