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Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.
Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.
by holacrr July 18, 2013
mugGet the Jack-assholemug.

cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole
my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.
by an idiot :) September 16, 2021
mugGet the cat's assholemug.

Asshole

1.The hole in your ass 2.Someone who is annoying/ignorant
Jesus Kyle, you're such an asshole!
by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021
mugGet the Assholemug.

asshole

A person who is supposed to give a shit about you but doesn't.
My abusive father is an asshole.

shit nofuckstogive fuckless asshole shithole
by götterdämmerung December 23, 2014
mugGet the assholemug.

Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.
Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes
by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018
mugGet the Smashed Assholesmug.

One Beer Asshole

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
mugGet the One Beer Assholemug.

The asshole game

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person
Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality
by christopher88241 June 15, 2017
mugGet the The asshole gamemug.

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