by uwu rawrq April 14, 2022
Get the s, eggs and emug. An egg pie is when the male uses butter as lube and enters the female's vagina. He keeps thrusting in and out and all of the friction makes her vagina heat up. Once it gets warm enough, the male pulls out, cracks an egg and spreads it all over the female's vagina and then begins thrusting penetration again. Once the egg is hot enough it scrambles inside of her and her orgasm pushes the eggs out at which point the male eats it out of her pussy. Extra kinky girls like to have the guy drizzle Tabasco on the eggs before devouring them.
That girl I met at the gym came over all sweaty last night and we made an egg pie while we Netflix and chilled. The sweat made it really salty.
by nflfanatic4life March 24, 2023
Get the Egg piemug. *Guy 1* Yoo I heard you wear a cool egg
*The cool egg* YOU BETTER FOLD LIKE AN OMELET BEFORE I SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AN EGG NI🅱️🅱️A
*The cool egg* YOU BETTER FOLD LIKE AN OMELET BEFORE I SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AN EGG NI🅱️🅱️A
by A cool egg March 19, 2019
Get the a cool eggmug. The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.
After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.
by snotty monkey February 26, 2010
Get the eggs on hooksmug. 
by CheetohCrotch January 20, 2021
Get the Eggsmug. An alternative way to spell “teefumz “
The incarnation of Humpty Dumty!!
Actually looks like and egg and fell off her chair
The incarnation of Humpty Dumty!!
Actually looks like and egg and fell off her chair
by _uglytrashhh April 16, 2021
Get the Eggmug.