greek potato

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes

You want a greek potato?

by Bodacious Bootyhole Bandit December 28, 2017

A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows

Damn joe! U a horny potato

by Browntheman April 24, 2018

goth potato

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus

“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous

by Nova Xenon Boii January 7, 2018

Potato

Love. Another word for saying that you love someone

John potatoes Sarah

by Tennisgirl567 May 1, 2018

Potatos

A delicious foooooood honestly who doesn't like em (-;

(Also if you searched this EAT A POTATO!!!!!!!! (Or else...) Now go eat the POTATOS)

I ate all the baked potatos and got sent to my room (I actually did lol (-: haha)

by POTATO CAT!!!!!! May 1, 2018

Potato

A vegetable that is usually better buttered or width other things.

A nickname used commonly among people who identify, as a freaking potato (me).

Some chick: Hey grams. How long till the potatoes are fully grown

Me: I identify as a hooman, persona, and a fucking potato. Have you seen my baby pics?!?!

by PotatoPersona4Eva May 2, 2018

Potato

Potato's,
Potato's are the best thing on the planet of earth. People who are potato's, their name starts with L and J E and B, and never in the world do they start with k's. The common names for potato's are Lynda, Laney, Jocelyn! Potato's can be ugly and/or cute!

Potato: Hewo
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: No, the question is what

are you?
Potato: I am Lynda potato!

Potato- A plant

by Potato #2 January 12, 2018