potato

comes from the phrase baked potato, baked meaning high, so when people bt statuses and personal messages saying 'potato' they mean high.
'You potato?'
'yeaaaaah'
by pot-ay-to May 30, 2012
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A name for a person who you love
Best friend:what am I to you?
Girl:you're my potato!
by Redpineapple September 10, 2020
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its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it
i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos
by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019
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potato

1 - A photo or video taken with a physical camera when software should be used instead.

2 - Something dumb and/or pointless

3 - A bland vegetable that grows underground

4 - A go-to word for when you forget or don't know how to finish a sentence
1 - Someone takes a picture of a screen with a camera Nice potato! (fn + F1)

2 - Someone does something stupid Potato.

3 - Mashed potatoes are very tasty

4 - You're wrong because your... um... err... POTATO!
by Fireheart318_YT December 19, 2016
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You: you're a potato
Bestie: don't call me an idiot!
by R1V3R December 04, 2021
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Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
by Potato Worshiper August 03, 2020
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Infant with no remarkable physical attributes.
Especially, when accompanied by light skin and a lumpy head.
Sa'Quan what have you been up to?

I just spent 45 minutes looking at pictures of Karen's new baby, Trent. Little guy was a total potato.
by Powder97 December 12, 2020
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