Jones Tuttle

A man of mystery no one really knows what he’s planning but him he plays the long game and loves it he watches as he controls the others around him just to amuse himself and I’ll throw anyone under himself just to get what he wants your best chance is to just stay away he’s awful cruel dubious deceitful and any other synonym you can think of if you’ve already met him it’s too late.

“Oh God it’s Jones Tuttle, just stay quiet, he can’t do anything if we don’t talk”

by Sandwich131313 November 21, 2021

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Turfle

when you slip on a planet

i turfle trying to get to the bus stop

by grthyjgf January 13, 2022

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Turkle

A word to describe a U-Turn at a circle on a highway or road. Used by people in Marlboro New Jersey

Take the next turkle.

by Blueordie January 15, 2022

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Turdle

A game where you post a picture of your morning shit, and people get 6 attempts to guess what you ate for dinner last night.

There are 3 levels of difficulty: Hard, Normal and Taco Bell.

Depending on how much beer you drank yesterday, there may be multiple games to play per day.

Rob: How did you go with today's Turdle?

Dave: No good. My last guess was borscht but it turns out that was just blood.

by Pervin Mervin February 15, 2022

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