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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
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Close Your Thought

It's another way of say "Yo, I ain't Gay".
Boy: I like that dude. He can rap good.

Boy 2: Ewww yo!

Boy: Close Your Thought yo.
by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 15, 2009
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Shut your thoughts up

A phrase used do to the pre notion of someone saying something stupid, obnoxious, rude, or negative.
Matt walks in the door with a disgruntled look on his face. Liz is getting the kids ready for bed. The dishes aren't done.

Matt: thinking to himself "why aren't the dishes done?"

Liz:" shut your thoughts up!"
by Shirley Abernathy May 6, 2011
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messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.
Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.
by African FUCK December 31, 2011
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thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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History of Economic Thought

A lesson for undergraduate economics classes. Economists those died hundreds of years ago can still fuck your mind because of this lesson. Some of them claim that value can only be determined by demand and others begin to blend them by being foolish, because, according to them value can only be determined by supply or something fucking else.

I used to think that Karl Marx is a merit figure in history because he tried to solve the poverty problem but now i think he's fucking crazy. You will see his name in everywhere if you are am economics student. In Sociology, in macroeconomics, in microeconomics, in comparative world economy, in politics...
In 2nd the January which is follower of the 2015's first day, i have a final term for History of Economic Thought.
by ch32 April 4, 2015
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To get into other persons' work and share their thoughts and opinion about it.
Hey let me do my work. Don't mix your thoughts in my business
by Mr. handy dictionary July 4, 2014
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