mississippi mud hound

When you a banging McCarthy’s mom in the poop shoot, pull your dick out whip it on the pillow and shove her face in it. Not to be confused with Mississippi blood hound

I gave McCarthy’s mom a Mississippi mud hound, don’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021

Mississippi Mud Baby

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby

"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Mud shower

When you get a group of people and deficate on them like a shower or rain

I just had a huge mud shower

by Munt maxer February 12, 2024

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

The mud

When one actively chooses to turn off a gaming console while in progress of a game, typically Fortnite, instead of suffering defeat at the hands of his opponent

Damn bro, no way you pulled the mud. It was a 1v1

by Jordmaster Flex February 13, 2024

soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it

miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time

by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 19, 2024

Fat as mud

A old-timey saying that refers to when someone is so fat that you compare them to mud.

Me: “That guy is huge!”

My grandpa: “You could say that he was fat as mud.”

by billiam17 February 20, 2024