This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018

Stepped on a duck

Another way of saying that you farted.

Me: Aw, man! Did anyone step on a duck?

I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."

by SuperCatgirl2 October 16, 2018

Duck

An animal like a chicken. It can fly, I think.

"Man, that's a duck right there!"

by (/`•~•`)/ why U lookin here. F October 16, 2018

Ducking

When your phone autocorrectes f***ing(not f***ing as in smashing as in u f***ing b***h)

Me: you ducking butch

Me: oops autocorrect lol

by ANSWER NOT SHOWN October 28, 2018

Duck Fucker

A person, usually single and fucking ugly, who fucks ducks; An ugly person who fucks ugly fucking hoe sluts.

Hey look, it’s the duck fucker, Jimmy Fat Jingle!

by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018

Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 12, 2017

Duck Duck

When a “nice guy” gets his penis sucked as a reward for not being a total douche bag.

“Did you hear about Johnny finally getting a duck duck from Amy after she broke up with Brad?”

“Ah good for him he’s so nice and Brad was such a dick.”

by Jeff1801 July 30, 2017