Nutsack god

Really sexy mommy that has humongous boobs

Nutsack god enjoys tits!!!
(shes a faggot)

by fruitykokichi September 12, 2021

vulture god

An individual who is very proficient at picking up ugly sexual partners at last call, after all the attractive people have been taken.

Jimmy is freaking vulture god, he just came home at 2:30am with some girl that looks like Jabba the Hut.

by Nekro November 12, 2015

god aim

Verb: describing someone or something that doesn't miss no matter what

Jimmy: How did he make that shot?
Bose: Because he has God aim.

by deadshot27 May 20, 2018

queef god

Simply the Goddess of all queefs! Only the greatest queefs come from this being.

Man, she's a queef god.

by thatoneguy33135 July 14, 2014

Gods of Smut

A pretty shitty Wattpad account made by five friends who honestly don't even write smut that often but mainly fluff. They write about BTS because they're obsessed. They could make anime ones if they wanted to but no ones asked. They worship the mighty god of smut. Some call her Jungcock while others call her 'Daddy'. Honestly this is just a lame self promo to an account with like no reads that's trying to put themselves out there. Books range from BTS to Venom. They're all individual writers with talent and I'm obsessed. Other than that it's an offer to write smuts for people for there can be a good word put in to one of their writers. Totally not a creepy fan

"The Gods of Smut should write more of ____ type of fanfiction"

by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018

maple gods

Its a stereotypical thing. One might say, the "gods of Canadians"

"Oh my, Maple gods!" The Canadian exclaimed, shocked.

by AmericaTheHero December 8, 2016

God glitch

When things that are supposed to be moving are not and seem to be frozen in time

“Two boys were having a staring contest but neither of them were moving. Looked like a god glitch to me.”

by tigerinpajamas January 14, 2018