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Social Greed

Someone who doesn't like other people's social media posts, but wants everyone to like their posts.

Basically a hater & narcissist.
Howard suffers from Social Greed.
by New Language November 6, 2019
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Social Syphilis

A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.

Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.
by Dirk Browitski February 22, 2011
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social orchid

An ecletic type of confidan. This type of socialite is well known as renowned and with culture. Usually a social orchid is held among the highest esteem, and never demands respect, but always is treated with such.
Larry: Jane is the epitome of a social orchid.
John: She stunning and exudes so much confidence.
Larry: 10 10 10

John: 10 out 8.
Larry: Shes so over the top.

John: Future Model, Executive, and Socialite.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
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Social First

A Finnish video game company developing a 2.5D MMO which will supposedly support a real-money storefront.
What's the most important part of a video game? Social First!

Do you like caffeine? Me too!
by caffeinemike June 24, 2023
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Soda social media

Trendy pop bullshit that hypnotizes everyone.

Ex: reality tv.

All of it is fake.
Did you see that merch it is amazing.

Wow her ass is huge.

I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.

#Soda social media
by FeatherD January 25, 2019
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Social Bin Chicken

The first person to like and comment on every single post on Facebook & Instagram and sends "Hey" inboxes repeatedly without any reply.
John likes every girls pics within minutes of her posting one, he's such a social bin chicken.
by @aussiemaria July 26, 2018
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