Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
Get the Licking a tree and expecting syrupmug. Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts
by anonymous June 8, 2022
Get the Tall Trees get cut downmug. by Jboneak July 19, 2020
Get the Tree whoremug. tree: there are some Asian countries that offer tripsitting cuz of some religious stuff so you can safely consume virtually infinite amounts of drug combos you know like DMT+MDMA+LSD for extra good trip to unlock your spiritual power you can virtually become God after that
random onlooker: tree speak
random onlooker: tree speak
by dropthedrugs March 19, 2024
Get the tree speakmug. 
The act of twerking on a tree. You can do it with your feet on the tree, or you could just twerk on it. It's a fun thing to do with friends or just by yourself.
Please don't twerk on other people's trees. That is their twerking tree. How would you feel if you looked out the window and saw someone twerking on your tree? It's not nice. Find you own tree and twerk on it. #TreeTwerkin
Please don't twerk on other people's trees. That is their twerking tree. How would you feel if you looked out the window and saw someone twerking on your tree? It's not nice. Find you own tree and twerk on it. #TreeTwerkin
Person 1: "I posted a picture of me tree twerkin on Instagram and put #TreeTwerkin and got a ton of likes!"
Person 2: "Well duh! Everyone loves tree twerkin!"
Person 2: "Well duh! Everyone loves tree twerkin!"
by BeastER Person😂😘 June 22, 2016
Get the tree twerkinmug. by Jmc9705 February 19, 2019
Get the Tree magnetmug.