Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them

vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

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something that pisses you off (pyo). tiktok slang

Person 1: Look, I like Dandy's World and Forsaken.
Person 2: ts so kevin

by yellowish rules October 2, 2025

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A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).

"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025

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Kevining It

What it's called when someone is participating in predator/pedophile activities specifically involving the religion "Kevinism"

Joseph: Yo dude did you hear that John started kevining it?
Carl: What the hell I never thought he'd do that he has kids!

by TheNogg October 14, 2025

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No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.

Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you

by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025

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