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Shine-Job

When a women white knuckles the base of a male penis while attempting to give a handy; usually resulting in blisters forming.
Jordan~ "Why are you walking so awkwardly?"
Joey~ "I was with Big Court last night and she gave me a Shine-Job."
Everyone in the room~ "ooooooo sorry man"
by rook34 May 6, 2015
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Can Job

Getting a blow job while your partner is on the toilet.
Julie had to shit last night while she was blowing me. So we switched it up and she gave me a can job instead.
by NannerTart July 31, 2016
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Dirty Job

When someone has been doing work that gets their hands all dirty, like gardening,and then proceeds to give a handjob.
Mike Rowe gives the best dirty jobs after filming "Dirty Jobs".
Mike Rowe Dirty Jobs Handjob
by Hand Jacks November 4, 2015
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Brain job

It is a really good blow job from that one hot nerd.
This nerd Gabriel gave me a good brain job.
by that word guy dude February 18, 2018
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Kolob job

Ann, I think a Kolob job would be in order tonight.
by Tommy-O September 2, 2012
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phone job

The act of a woman sexually pleasuring a man using phone, text, or imagery as stimulation.
Tiffany, that was the most amazing phone job! Thank you, baby.

You're welcome, Ryan.
by igknight333 October 16, 2011
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Boon job

When a straight woman or gay man holds their feet up side by side so a man can get off by moving his penis through the hole created by the arches.
The foot-fetishist could only get off if his wife gave him a boon job.
by Roberto Mussolini October 26, 2011
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