obama cock

The smallest tear of black cock

I was gonna fuck him but he had a obama cock

by SpartanGhost August 26, 2016

Cock Periscope

When you stick your penis out of the sunroof of a moving car.

Sometimes when I get bored my friends and I drive around and cock periscope everyone.

by jhix July 25, 2016

stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex

by Stale cocks May 24, 2016

cock and bullocks

Fancy way to say cock and balls. Youtuber GradeAUnderA prefers to use this term in place of the former.

"That old man is exposing his bloody cock and bullocks,' Grade shouted.

by sirkuspig June 2, 2016

cobra cock

Jake Ferguson

Damn that's that's a thick Cobra Cock you got there.

by Shlongdestory69420 January 26, 2018

Pimple Cock

A disgustingly unattractive cock that is covered with pimples

Guy: Hey girl, you ready for my pee pee?!
Girl: Yes daddy!
*Guy pulls down his pants*
*Girl shrieks*
Girl: Never mind!! Get the hell away from me with that hideous Pimple Cock!!
*Girl leaves and never talks to guy ever again*

by Zackerthecracker February 5, 2018

popsicle cock

When the penis is exposed to cold environments long enough for it to freeze in a stretched position. This is very uncomfortable and should be heated with low heat until everything seems to be working well.

I love to ride on those snowmobiles even if I'm riding on one with your dad, but when we get back I have terrible popsicle cock.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017