fart-o-meter

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.

and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

[the boss-o'-me]

The boss with whom a kind of unwitting intimacy springs up because he/she is one of those people who doesn’t get the concept of personal space, i.e. he/she comes too close when talking, and tends to brush shoulders when walking side by side.

“OMG, my hand was on the back of the chair when he leaned in!
He is so "the boss-o'-me"!

by Fleur Consultancy February 25, 2009

Bag-o-dicks

Adjective used to describe someone that has reached a status higher than douche bag.

Hey, how much money does ol bag-o-dicks Daniels have to make before he will do his job ?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

Vagell-o shot

When you lube your penis in jell-o and fuck your woman. Then you go down and suck all the jell-oy residue out of her vagina

I gave Cindy a vagell-o shot last night. It was awesome

by dudemanyawhatever August 11, 2009

skank o rama

when you are at a club, bar or party and utterly surrounded by skanks

It was a complete skank o rama last night at the party.

by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

Bag O' Sog

A used plastic sack bag with pahew and other conCOCKtion

I just tossed my Bag O' Sog and Jacob Hawley, PAHEW

by jacobhasnowewe February 18, 2020

psycho dyke-o

In the Lesbian World, a lesbian who is typically a crazy, bitch of an ex-girlfriend. This particular type of dyke is seemingly normal or emotionally functional at first, until you until you get to know her. Common characteristics surface when you dump her or break her heart... then they become irrational and unleash their inner psycho dyke-o.

After Raquel and I broke up, she morphed into a complete psycho dyke-o before my eyes.

by LoRizzle August 3, 2006