Friend Rape

When your Facebook or Myspace friend searches through your friends list for indirect and/or unshared friends.

Me: "How do you know this guy from my hometown?"

Out of state college friend: "Oh, they added me the other day, said they knew you."

Me: "Ugh, Friend Raped again."

by big Ol' Pseudonym January 28, 2009

pocket rape

not for the faint of heart, this is something you do to a person when they have no pockets on their shirt. you gently walk up to them and slide your hand down their pant pocket, aka pocket rape them. an informal greeting.

Walk up to a friend and slide your hand down their unsuspecting front / rear pockets. great conversation starter. you just pocket raped them.

by pocketraper September 6, 2011

Pay Rape

Being forced to pay for someone else.

1. Hey man, I can't pay my tab, can you cover me?
- Dude you are totally going to pay rape me...

2. I can't afford this ticket, can you get it for me?
- Dude you are totally going to pay rape me...

by Pay4Pr3Dair August 28, 2012

rape scale

A method of categorizing near-rape to full-rape experiences, with one being a casual, non-sex offender sort of comment, five being somewhere in the grey area between a law suit and a brush off, and ten being full-on, jail-for-life rape.

I saw that guy totally just grab your ass. I hope it was below a five on the rape scale or we need to beat somebody up!

by Dukes by Daisy April 25, 2011

Midget Rape

When a little person come up behind somebody, and wacks them with their oompa loompa stick.

"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."

by Koneko^^ July 21, 2018

Murphy's Rape

If it can go wrong, not only will it, but it will go so wrong you start to think "This couldn't possibly be happening to me, I must have lost my mind and am imagining this, please pass the thorazine."

Having had a terrible day that not even Murphy's Law could begin to describe I jokingly said the phrase Murphy's Rape. My friend finding it funny suggested I upload it to Urban Dictionary, but as Murphy's Rape would have it, the computer froze when I tried to take my friend's advice.

by Lilly33 October 27, 2012

rape-pash

A forceful pash (tounge kiss, french kiss, snog), usually without consent.

"I was at the club last night and this guy rape-pashed me. It was awful."

"I rape-pashed this girl last night. She slapped me."

"I would never rape-pash a girl. It's so tacky."

by TheScotsman May 3, 2008