crack house chef

Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.
What ever happened to your cousin?

oh he's a crack house chef now.

all about that hot dog life.
by MC Busta January 17, 2020
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Russian Round-house

The art of doing a round house kick over your girl friend, knocking a shot glass off her head with your nutsack
Babe, I didn't mean to hit you during that Russian Round-house.
by Fappio Flintstone September 18, 2014
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Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face
Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.
by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017
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Going to Allie's House

When you go to your neighbor's house because nobody else will hang out with you.
by Yoyoyomaan August 01, 2009
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Floridian fuck house

a whore house in which the kinkiest of kinky things take place, you can use your imagination on that one...
"Man Kristy is a wild woman! She belongs in a Floridian fuck house!"
by fuck_buddy05 November 20, 2009
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house of ill compute

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.
I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!
by pentozali May 23, 2010
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sittin on the white house

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.
Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.
by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008
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