fart attack

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

jack fart

When you jack off and shoot your load while you blow your ass horn.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is a jack fart.

by Macgman August 30, 2006

fart

sumfin dat ~ahem~ does a lot..:P and me ok ok..sumfin dat cumz out of ur a$$

i juss farted

by gess...damn i gotta fart...c ya October 15, 2006

fish farts

when you keep farting all day, but the farts are really tiny and come in waves of 3-7 tiny bubbles. They feel like what it looks like when fish blow bubbles in an aquarium or probably what a actual fish fart is like. For the most part the do not carry a scent, but they ones that do are pretty bad. Fish farts are so tiny you will actually forget you have them, even though they come ever few minutes. Part of how they get their name is becasue they have the memory of a fish. Also know as "double F's."

I had the fish farts all day. I know they were carriers too. I could tell how Christy was looking at me.

by thejake713 December 21, 2008

Neck fart

When someone is so overweight that their butt crack rises all the way up their spine to their back. This extended crack provides a channel for an anal fart to follow up thus seeming to come from the persons neck.

dude i was screwing this chubby chick from behind when i smelled something rank and that's when i realized she neck farted.

by ninjagoblin May 24, 2009

farting strings

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!

by KinkySlinky January 28, 2004

TV fart

The popping noise made by a television from heat causing the plastic to expand.

"What the fuck was that?"
"That was a TV fart. The heat caused the plastic to expand, building up pressure that was just now released."

by Coaxke October 11, 2007