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dickless dick

A person without a dick that is acting like a dick
by Ajax411 December 5, 2020
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Paper DICK

A game played by no certain numbers of patrons where a paper ball referred to as the "paper dick" is hit in the air in an uppercut motion and whoever hits a foul shot or misses the "paper dick" is eliminated. also if the "paper dick" shot is in-between and no patron can be ruled as out it goes to a duel where the same rules must be applied but only the two players accused of previous actions play.
1-you finna hop on dis paper dick grind bro
2-yea broski foshizzzle
by the Paper Dick Elders May 16, 2021
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Raccoon Dicked

When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.
That slut Tiffany, Raccoon Dicked Steve last night!!
by Lahna_ May 21, 2016
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complete dick

complete dick one who is a complete asshole does spiteful acts has little respect or empathy for other people
my classmate is a complete dick does spiteful acts has little respect and empathy for other people

my neighbor is a complete dick has no respect and empathy for other people
by bluebear December 3, 2022
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Garlic dick

A thick, large and round garlic infused pork sausage often found in Polish convenience stores around London.
This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.
'Ere mate seen the size of that Garlic dick over there?!'

'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'
by codeye May 28, 2020
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dick tied

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.
He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)
by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017
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Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed
by Bigtyne March 4, 2019
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