Christian.

Aka, (chistian.) The sweetest boy in the world.
Also known as, Zach’s pretty boy.

“Look at Christian. that’s Zachary’s baby right there.”

by ZEN.LOL July 25, 2021

Christian and Meghan

The best couple ever. They aren't dating yet but they will when he asks her out

Man 1: Did you see Christian and Meghan?
Man 2: They need to date

by christianxmeghancreghan January 18, 2023

Christian

A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone

Wow that kid is so slow. It must be Christian

by Swim bois May 30, 2018

Christianity

An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.

Christianity should be eradicated from modern society.

by ChinkFaggot June 16, 2024

Christian wright

A jack ass or giant douchebag. Not a nice guy.

Christian wright asked an ugly girl to prom #douche

by Christian wright April 23, 2015

Christian Ilias

Christian Ilias Deepwoken

Christian Ilias Deepwoken

by dropkick sharko November 24, 2024

Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began to get together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn’t always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3

Oh, Eva and Christian, they were meant to be together from the start.

by Chazard04 December 27, 2023