Paul

Paul is your typical player, he gets every girl he sees and his game is out of this world.

He wears a radical cap with a "monster" logo and his iq is beyond ordinary.

Summarized, Paul is the type of guy to whisper in your girl's ear "I'm fucking you tonight" and get her panties wet in seconds meanwhile she suffers from a panic attack.

X: Have you seen Paul?
Y: Yea he's really cool! Have you seen his girlfriend, she's like mentally unstable and shit
Z: Wow, Paul is such a lucky guy.

by martin1337 November 29, 2020

Jake paul

The newfound slang for cancer

"Holy fucking shit, that's a Jake paul"

by HardcoreAnal November 8, 2018

Jake Paul

The loser of the internet with millions of 8-year old's watching him. Another word for "the scum on your shoe" or "the reason murder isn't legal but should be for certain people."

Person 1: Look, there's ______!
Person 2: I hate him, he acts like a Jake Paul.

by Jaylamazing1 January 19, 2022

Paul

Paul means the hottest and smartest guy ever. He is so kind and really cute and always selfless. Their name may mean small but it also means strong like a rock.

Paul is so cool bro, I know right?

by Paulibo December 16, 2021

Mr. Paul

The textbook definition of an NPC.

Student: "Hey Mr. Paul, how do I answer this question?"

Mr. Paul: "Yes."

by Skootnee July 18, 2022

hipster paul

a true hipster, thick black rimmed glasses, a kango hat, rolled up trousers , and a liberal at heart, someone who defends people who hate them and would kill them otherwise but feels they need a chance because media says so. Is easily offended and has sjw tendencies

that hipster paul over their is preaching to the masses of how we should feed the world when we have poor people in our own backyard starving half to death

by ddaman January 22, 2018

Paul Shot

When someone in a frat usually by the name Paul fills a solo cup about halfway with alcohol approximately equivalent to 4 regular Shots and takes it all in one Swig

John: Looks like he’s taking a Paul Shot again

Marissa: How does he always do this LMAO

by Truth revealed June 3, 2018