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Boner Day

The first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.
Hey...Tim...want to hit a patio? Today's Boner Day.
by Jer_TO May 6, 2013
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Prompt Day

Possibly the best day of the week in art class. It's the day that all people celebrate the beauty of life. It's great to be alive on prompt day!!
Katelyn: Today sucks.... I hate mondays.
Amy: But it's prompt day!!
Kayla: Oh muffins... prompt day fills my soul with glee!
Ryon & Will: Well... that was awkward.
Tessa: Shut up, nothing is awkward.... especially on prompt day.
by katiethekat. December 22, 2010
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Dirty Dai

After taking your car to a garage you realise that they haven't fixed the problem and your car also now smells of dick cheese
Fuck man, not only haven't the garage fixed my car... But they've given me a dirty Dai
by SwindonTony May 21, 2019
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The Third Day

An insult used to offend saints, especially God
And then on the third day, after god made all living things he made this motherfucker. Thank you Jesus
by A fucking dousebag at school December 10, 2019
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GEP day

GEP is the best way to make your day. GEP stands for Good, Exciting and Productive. How you make your day GEP is up to you... just try and make EVERYDAY a GEP day. You'll have fun and get things done.

First formed as a mantra at Brettargh Holt, the word of GEP is slowly spreading to more and more ears, particularly at Uclan and over facebook. Sometime in 2011, 'GEP' will appear on the British TV show Total Wipeout.

Spread the GEP <3! Wear GEP day t-shirts. If someone says something along the lines of 'it's been a good day today,' ask them if it's been Exciting and Productive too.

Long love GEP days!
by GoBananasWildChild June 1, 2011
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Stinky Day

1:It’s Stinky Day!
2:Oh no...
1:You are ST I NKY
by Schifo_Rat_SPEED November 7, 2019
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Valentine’s day

A day where anti-social people like me sit and ponder why we exist
Me: Oh yeah Valentine’s Day?! Oh I wonder why I exist
by Box_head February 13, 2019
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