When you sit on a toilet and your balls hang so low that they hit the cold water and shrink back up. As they rise they warm backup and drop back down into the cold water causing them to shrink back up again.
by long balls bill July 27, 2018

by Yo yo yo yo chicken person April 3, 2021

by fortnite7777 March 29, 2021

A phrase used to greet really dumb friends who are known felons is other states. All of the friends are incredibly racist.
by Yitler March 30, 2023

Homeless guy: “spare some change sir?”
Black guy: “I fucked my mom last night”
Homeless guy: “Incest is bad”
Black guy: “shut yo bitch ass up”
Black guy: “I fucked my mom last night”
Homeless guy: “Incest is bad”
Black guy: “shut yo bitch ass up”
by Fetch008 March 16, 2024

by Logiepogey07 May 31, 2016

First you have to FIF THE WIF how you FIF THE WIF is quite easy, you have to have your arms and legs in a hoodie and waddle around. Then to WIF THE FIF you have you go up to another FIFER and WIF their crotch.
After you WIF the crotch of the FIFER you have to do the sacred ritual to WIF THE CLIF how you do this is you have to jump off the cliff and beelieve you can fly
Now after you WIF THE CLIF you have to WIF THE DIF how you WIF THE DIF IS bit harder than FIFING THE WIF
To WIF THE DIF you have to die after you fail at WIFING THE CLIF you, you soon learned you did not BEElieve hard enough......
Ok after you realized you didn't BEElieve hard enough you turn into THE PIFER after you die you get reincarnated into a magical singing dragon named PIF
now you have BIF THE FIF you have to find another FIFER after you turned into a PIFER and BIF the FIFER to do this you bright (bite) the FIFER
After you BIF THE FIF the FIFER should bite you if not then you lucky... When you die from the FIFER that is called NIF THE FIF that's dieing of a FIFER
After you WIF the crotch of the FIFER you have to do the sacred ritual to WIF THE CLIF how you do this is you have to jump off the cliff and beelieve you can fly
Now after you WIF THE CLIF you have to WIF THE DIF how you WIF THE DIF IS bit harder than FIFING THE WIF
To WIF THE DIF you have to die after you fail at WIFING THE CLIF you, you soon learned you did not BEElieve hard enough......
Ok after you realized you didn't BEElieve hard enough you turn into THE PIFER after you die you get reincarnated into a magical singing dragon named PIF
now you have BIF THE FIF you have to find another FIFER after you turned into a PIFER and BIF the FIFER to do this you bright (bite) the FIFER
After you BIF THE FIF the FIFER should bite you if not then you lucky... When you die from the FIFER that is called NIF THE FIF that's dieing of a FIFER
by Ohshc weaboo June 3, 2018
