duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.
My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.
by Naveed Mosca July 06, 2017
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ducking coke

When you miss spell fucking cole
I day dream about ducking coke, ohh she meant fucking cole
by Miss spelling genius February 24, 2022
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ducking coke

When you miss spell fucking cole
I daydream of ducking coke, oh she meant fucking cole.
by Miss spelling genius February 24, 2022
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Ninja Duck

I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.
by #1id10t April 13, 2020
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hung duck

A male Asian with an uncommonly large penis.
Dang that guys a hung duck.
by porkulated donkey sauce June 21, 2017
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beijing duck

Lee know from stray kids said it. NO.OTHER.EXPLANTION...!!!?
I just wanna eat Beijing duck-our beloved lee hyung know
by Lola1234311 December 15, 2023
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Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"
I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu
by hec toring April 03, 2016
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