Cake time

The time that you eat cake at a party. You’re already at a party, and the party just got better.

Wow, I thought Bitcoin at $18k was cake time. But now it’s over $50k.

by Scrugs April 24, 2021

Kaftan Time

The flexible working hours adopted by inhabitants of the Middle East.

"oh, don't worry about him, he's on kaftan time".

by the kolonel June 18, 2009

Homie time

Homie time is a time when you and your best bro get together to please each other. But it isn't considered gay because it's for homies and you're probably wearing socks.

N: No ones around, want to have homie time?
Touya: Only if you're wearing socks, I'm not gay

by gay stick July 8, 2019

moment time

the best thing on the whole fucking world

"is it moment time?"
"yes"

by BenSav March 30, 2021

Time Lapse

a lap dance that seems to go by quickly but actually lasts for a large amount of time

I got a lap dance that seemed like a Time Lapse

by CleanPusPus69 May 1, 2017

kelly time

A time zone that is 1 hour behind everything else

Friend A: he said he would be here at 9 and is 9:45 where is he?

Friend B: You forgot he runs on Kelly time

by mr. brick June 10, 2016

David Time

When you spend all your money on a flight to Wisconsin to link with underaged E girl

You: Hey where’s David
Jack: Oh he’s in Wisconsin
You: Guess it must be David Time

by JackPavlick December 17, 2021