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Long Island meltdown

A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014
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by Adujasty343 June 6, 2025
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Orton Long

3’8”
by newbynewby November 2, 2023
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long doggo

Dog with long legs, long body, long neck, and, most importantly, a long snoot. Usually a Greyhound breed a its tiny variant, the Italian Greyhound.

When speaking of "long doggos," one tends to replace the letter "n" with the letter "m" for some reason.
Clamsp the brain part of the neck of the long doggo. Bask in its lemgth.
by long.e.doggos December 13, 2016
mugGet the long doggomug.

Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013
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Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.
Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?
by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022
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far too long

another way of saying way too long
ex: this took far too long to make
ex: this took far too long to make
by sserenniiityy August 21, 2022
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