Golden Blum

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.

These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.

by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021

Done me a golden

The art of doing a favour and recieving nothing in return

Ah Cheers for covering that shift stu you've done me a golden

by Big grizz127 November 22, 2023

Golden Limit

someones ability to gain maximum amount of knowledge/skill on a specific topic.

I've reached my golden limit, I cannot get any better dude.

by AnonISfake September 19, 2019

Golden buffet

When everything on your plate is a beautiful shade of beige.

Aww yeah, had a great tea last night - chicken nuggets, chips, onion rings and a side of cheesy garlic bread, was a proper golden buffet .

by Racheyrocket July 2, 2023

Andrew Golden

a genious kid who lost his way and became prostitute on the train station to get money for video games.

-i saw john yesterday, he turned out to be andrew golden:(

by wnuk młynarza June 10, 2022

ze golden pug

He wants admun but Pleblo won't giv him it. RIP admun 1 liek a day and maybe in the next 3 decades pug might have admun somdaey.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Look at ze golden pug still a supermod. Get a lief, get admun.

by Bad shit October 12, 2017

Golden Arches

When a couple goes to the washroom at the same time. One partner sits on the toilet seat with their legs opened and the other partner stands over them, peeing between their legs and crossing streams. It cultivates a level of intimacy during urination.

Partner 1: Hey Sal, I have to go to the washroom, do you want to do a Golden Arches?

Partner 2: Sure Talia, if you go sit down, I’ll come stand over you.

by Big Moo Death June 8, 2024