Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.

Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.

by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024

Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

Cookies

Klonopin pills

How many cookies did you take

by rick smiff October 31, 2018

Cookie

What a girl feeds your when she’s high after having sex with you

John: hey man how was the sex with Ashley
Adam: good. She gave me a cookie after and she was high as hell when she gave it to me

by Who the hell am I October 28, 2020

carnival cookie

When a clown defecates onto the chest of a 'victim'.

Yesterday at the county fair, i totally got a carnival cookie

by the wankstain February 5, 2010

Pull a cookie

To pull a cookie is when somebody asks you to pull up, but they don't do it themselves.

How to 'Pull a cookie' 101.

Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*

by donolesen March 29, 2020

Dropping Cookies

Farting

I hear you dropping cookies!

by scv3 January 1, 2022