commewted sentence

A less-severe-than-typical court-ordered penalty which requires you to care for one or more cats for a specified period of time.

Being given a commewted sentence could indeed be a more-palatable alternative to serving time in da slammer, but if da fur-balls dat you were being required to baby-sit were cranky and/or gluttonous "Garfields", having to deal wif all of dat could be so distressing and traumatic an experience dat you might actually prefer a stint in jail!

by QuacksO December 14, 2022

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24th September

national expired milk day

me: yo check the fridge
you, probably: ok say less
you: holy fuck why is all the milk expired
me: oh shit guess it must be 24th september...

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023

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8th September

Fittest girl was born on this day. Her name is Rebecca and i love her so much

I was born on 8th September, im so fit.

by Fit Kung Fu Panda June 13, 2023

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17th september

The day i fell inlove with you,i miss you,happy 1 year of friendship

When you fall inlove in 17th september

by Lovetohard July 15, 2023

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13th September

THE DAY MY HANDSOME CRUSH WAS BORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

person1 : "happy bday"

person2: "wow I didn't know you remembered my bday being on 13th September!"

person1: "of course I would. I LIKE you."

(i actually have a crush born on this day but im way too shy to talk to him) -Author

by al_aa September 4, 2023

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