Jacob

A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs

Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you

by Bingbangbongboi November 15, 2019

Jacob

He's shy at first but as you get to know him he will think as you are a friend. He will try to be funny and if it offends someone he will quickly apologize. He has a hard life but always puts on a smile because he doesn't want anyone to worry about him. Loves to play sports and games. And when someone is sad he trys to help and cheer them up. He falls in love pretty easily but trys to get over it. If you are playing a sport and someone gets hurt he will forget about the fans and run over to help. Take my word for it, I am a Jacob.

Person: gets hit
Jacob: *runs over* are you ok?
Person: yeah, thanks

by Steavo10 November 16, 2020

Jacob

Short lanky British cracker

Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half

by _Emily_hater_123_ May 9, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. Some could say he’s crazy but when you get to know him, he has a soft spot. Always the life of the party and the smile to your day. He’s very popular with the girls, because of his amazing looks and personality. If you ever meet a Jacob stick with him or his friends and take the chance. Trust me you won’t regret it.

”Whos that hottie?”
”Yeah, that's Jacob.”
”Haha, he looks hilarious!”
”Go talk to him!”

by geydhjs August 15, 2018

Jacob

A bloke who really likes the word 'fuck'

Jacob really likes the word fuck

by evilgoblins69 November 22, 2021

jacob senatus

super big giant pp and a 12 pack that hard enough to break stone

girls love jacob senatus

by the true fax man May 15, 2020

Jacob Nigtorius

A black version of Jacob Sartorius, still just as repulsive.

"EWW! Lisa, look at that disgusting pig Jacob Nigtorius."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
"Lets get the fuck out of here Lisa!"

by Sauceboy42069666 October 24, 2018