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Jew Block

When Jews block you from spreading the thruth about their Khazar Edomite heritage and plans for world domination.
I was talking about the Khazar Talmudists the other day and one of their minions didn't like it, so I got a Jew Block. They won't let me post again.
by WhyzGuy April 7, 2019
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Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."
by The woodstoners August 23, 2016
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Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
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8 block

On hood this one of them sections you don’t go thru. They got a lot of thugs over there. I think it’s this one dude, he actually go by 8 block he crazy Fashoo dude a reaper.
Watch out don’t slide don’t 8 block we might not make it home.
by Parttinef4ther November 22, 2021
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Lego blocks

my brother keeps coming into my room without warning so I layed tons of Lego blocks that looked like the floor all over my bedroom floor so next time he comes in he will regret it
by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021
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Skull Block

Skull Blocking is when someone in #gen sends a video or image that blocks the screen from your image or message so you can’t get skulls.
Vuur “naruto but as naked!😂”
Real “random anime gif”
Vuur “@real don’t skull block me, move bro
by cried1911 May 3, 2023
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Scotch Blocked

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.
Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
by QRant March 19, 2013
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