March 20

Say something random in the middle of a conversation

You: *says something random*
Other person: uhhh, what was that for
You: what do you mean it’s March 20

There was no real definition for this day so I decided to make one

by uM WhAT, nO December 5, 2020

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

March 4th

Love yourself day!!!!

Kayla: oh it March 4th I don't really
love myself but I have to.

by Kayla Xbox February 8, 2022

March 16

Give someone a hug from behind, slap, or just ignore them for the day

1. *hugs* its march 16
2. *slaps* HEY, what was that for?! I dunno its march 16, duh
3. *march 17* Why didnt you talk to me yesterday?? :: it was march 16

by ima perfectlyfinehuman March 15, 2022

March 25

March 25th is the day where you grab your friends booty without consequences.

Person1: it's March 25th so you know what that means
Person2: it's national grab ass day lmao

by JayMo0990 March 24, 2022

March 24

I Apologise to Patrick's mum
I'm sorry for putting that into the groupchat. I put one on every day but people always edit them and make them rude, so surprisingly that was the most non rude version. Once again I am sorry😔

March 24: I am sorry for that. Please dont throw out my mug

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

March 20th

Nation, every female must give sujit a hug day and every make must say eenie meenie bomboclat

Well look at the date! Its March 20th!

by MonkeMan Wham Wham March 19, 2024