Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Monster

That Vegan Teacher. that's it. look at the things she's done.

according to literally everyone, That Vegan Teacher's a monster.

by The Local Rat August 20, 2021

Pussy monster

It means you eat pussy like a monster

"Hey pussy monster"

by Reallyiam August 15, 2019

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

gucci monster

A super cool person

I always thought Will was a gucci monster

by theamazingpsych February 27, 2022

Veggie monster

Fat ginger veggie who has a questionable relationship with his sister (humf) he is also known as Fanta pubes

Veggie monster went to miss shaw after crying like a bitch

by Tuckerbro123 July 18, 2021