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Hillocaustic Law

A law to replace martial law that would allow the mass legal arresting of and killing of any American who is anti-Hillary; also defined as the mass round up of middle and low class Americans to be housed in concentration camps.
Media News Report: " Today begins the 1st day of rounding up and imprisoning thousands citizens who earn under $60,000 annually. Please report to your designated military transports, under Hillocaustic Law it is hereby ordered that if any citizen who fails to arrive at transport, you will be deemed a terrorist against her supreme dictatorship Hillary Clinton, a warrant for you will be issued and state ' wanted dead or alive'. That's your news update on this hour, HAVE A NICE DAY."
by Argal1414 December 6, 2016
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Freeman's Law

"Any item of outrage shall be forgotten by the time a more complex solution or answer has revealed itself."

Akin to the Murray Gell-mann law as suggested by Michael Crichton, this law deals with the cascading effects of outrage on social forums such as Facebook and subsequent amnesia when the outrage has subsided. Various types of mindless shaming and outrage may be considered, and the law is applicable to situation where the cause of the outrage turns out to have been false after but where the negative effect is not reversed.
A pediatrician in England fell foul of the Freeman's law after it emerged that the angry mob had falsely thought them a pedophile.
by TurboBaconator October 22, 2015
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The Law of Candidature

The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.
Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.
by StephAmbro November 5, 2015
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dark law

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods
Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place
by N0Comment November 20, 2015
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Smoke's Law

A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
by Ksmoke January 14, 2016
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Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.
Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.
by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016
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Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.
My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.
by Rynesdad April 13, 2016
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