Fuck It Friday

Do what you want, its Friday!! Fuck it

Fuck it Friday - who gives a fuck , its Friday, do what you want

Hey you want to get fucked up and smoke some weed?

-Yeah , fuck it, its Friday!

by smittyness 89 February 19, 2015

Jammy Fuck

1) Someone managing a feat of extreme fluke or percieved skill; such as winning a poker hand on the last card turned, bouncing a pool ball three times around the table, before deflecting it off the white into a pocket.

2) A sweet and tastey act of copulation involving fruit conserve, jam, or jelly being used as a lubricant, before the couple engage in a 69.

"You Jammy Fuck, how the hell did you make that shot?!"

"How do you fancy coming to mine for a jammy fuck tonight"

by Dr Insanity February 26, 2009

Fuck Drunk

When you are being fucked so well that you enter a complete state of bliss, thus acting and feeling like you are drunk

Jermey was fucking Jonn so good, that Jonn became fuck drunk.

by codster3339 December 19, 2011

Fuck Shoes

Shoes you wear when you're fucking. Worn to maintain proper balance and grip for optimal penetration.

"I have a date tonight, let me put on my fuck shoes."

by ZotZot February 22, 2010

frazzle fuck

An elite sexual experience between two beautiful people, requiring an immediate cigarette. Typical symptoms include: pelvic and/or full body tremors, dizziness, dry mouth, and a general state of euphoric confusion. In rare cases, individual is temporarily mentally and physically paralyzed, resulting in sentence formation deformities. Symptoms usually subside within 20-30 mins, at which time, round two of the wondrous frazzle fuck may commence if both women are awake and not passed out from a euphoric over dose.

"Oh shit, just got frazzle fucked."

"I keep an ashtray and water bottle on my night stand in case I get frazzle fucked.

by GI Jane Doe September 13, 2013

Fuck Duct

Any orifice on a female that you can insert your cock into.

Man, that chick had the best fuck duct I’ve ever cum across.

by MrGraves86 May 23, 2019

fattie fuck

Using a lubricated fold of fat to stimulate a penis. This act can result in climax or simply as foreplay. This act is much like tittie fucking but is using one or more folds of fat instead of breasts.

"That chick had so many rolls I fattie fucked her all night long and still didn't run out of places to put it."

by Rob_SD January 23, 2008