French Roulette

When a casual game of Russian Roulette is ruined by a person quiting, getting the next person killed.
"Wow. You really let Frank get killed because you thought we were playing French Roulette"

"But I didn't want to die!"

"Neither did the rest of Europe, but hey, whatever keeps you from surrendering again."
by CouchFucker69 November 3, 2019
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French

Naut if French
by Zakforbes4 April 25, 2021
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French Barracuda

When 2 gay men are having intercourse facing a wall with a suction cup dildo built into it and the man giving has a dick similar to a barracuda and the man receiving is getting it so hard that he is forced to bite down on the dildo to cope with the pain, like eating a French baguette.
Tim went to the back room and gave Dave a French Barracuda.
by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020
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French 75

An acrobatic sex act that involves the use of a frozen baguette and a lit cigarette. Oui oui
If you’re feeling stretched out enough we can French 75 later.
by LibnLou June 12, 2022
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French Fry

A person who has a haircut that looks like a bunch of French fries. Also a retarded person that is lesbian and that broke up with Ethan
Look its french fry what a retard. Kys
by Gay__shinypp November 4, 2019
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French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.
I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.
by g-mancer December 5, 2011
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French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024
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