Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
by Jaebay December 20, 2018
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three legged chicken dance

First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!
Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!
by Drew P Cock December 20, 2016
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Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance

The act of punching an annoying person until one's hand breaks, then using said broken hand to rub one out in a celebratory fashion
Man: Had a top night last. Bumped in to that annoying prick Appollo Creed, dashed his brains out that went home to perform Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance with Match of the Day on!
by Heavy D Birmingham July 26, 2013
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Delran 8th grade Dance?

Will you go to the 8th grade dance with me, mallory?
mallory, lets go to the Delran 8th grade dance?”
by horny nemo October 08, 2019
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French Canadian lap dance

A lap dance where you pour gravy and cheese curds on the dancer
I got a tasty French Canadian lap dance last night and found a cheese curd in my hair this morning
by Mr. Mongoloid May 15, 2019
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U-Khan the dance floor

To clear the dance floor in record time. Also Known as to Nergal the club.
Coined after New Zealand DJ U-Khan, better known as Nergal Youkhana.
The basic rule of DJing, Don't U-Khan the dance floor. No one likes shit music!

The club is pumping! Hey, where did everyone go? Man you just Nergal'd the dance floor!
by TNC February 16, 2012
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