An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear
I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting
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Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.
"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)
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Your boat don't float

Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..
Your boat don't float if you don't have any ambitions
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This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
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Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
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Don't run from sword

A phrase used when the gyal cant run from the thor hammer

(you can take a guess what we mean by hammer hehe)
When a gyal is talking big on the internet for you to rest it on her but when she is in person she is scared to even pull down them draws.

(DON'T RUN FROM SWORD)
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Don't Talk

1. "Don't talk" is the short-hard for "you can't talk", or "says you!". It is to be used when someone at your skill level or lower is telling you that you are trash or bad; implying that they are better than you at the task you are performing.
1. "You're actually so trash." "Oh, Don't talk"
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