A stupid ape like creature with hairy ass legs and hairy body dark complexion usually 5'4" in height and is socially awkward towards females. Especially the ones named "emily" has great friends though has a superiority complex and thinks that rwby isn't an anime.
Hey 'Christian' what's pimpin big chimpin.
You are like 'Christian' a monkey, an ape, absolute donkey of a human.
You are like 'Christian' a monkey, an ape, absolute donkey of a human.
by People as persons October 18, 2020
Get the Christian mug.Christian is caring to people he likes if ur mean then he will hate you especially if it’s to his homies or his girl. He loves people and doesn’t mind showing it, when he’s passionate abt someone he will tell them every day. And to his girl he will love you he will dance with u he will hug you he will tell you he cares abt u. And he’s hot so if ur his girlfriend be ready to be hearing a lot of people telling you ur lucky and he will show you off, hype you up but he does get jealous easily, it’s only cuz he want you to be his and want to be yours so you should find it at least a little cute, he is great even if ur just friends then he’s loyal and funny and will make fun of you if ur annoying him but he can also be annoying which sometimes just makes him more adorable
Christian: hey you look so pretty today
His gurl*in her head” oh my god he’s so cute, I mean look at those eyes, and those freckles, ugh and those dimples🤤
His gf blushes*- thanks babe
His gurl*in her head” oh my god he’s so cute, I mean look at those eyes, and those freckles, ugh and those dimples🤤
His gf blushes*- thanks babe
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Get the Christian mug.A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
P2: that is such a christian baby
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Idiot: Christian is such a fucking satanist with that music.
Smart person: No, metal isn’t fucking satanic, you pathetic fuck
Smart person: No, metal isn’t fucking satanic, you pathetic fuck
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